ok, I know Bill Simmons @espn.com does this and Nick Backey also of the same website used to do this format before but I would like to copy that here. I think there is still some animosity associated with this topic so let's do this. Let's compare two of Brad Pitt's wives-the current and the recent ex.
Jennifer Aniston Vs Angelina Jolie:
-Hotness factor
-Ability to whup some ass if the situation demands
-Prettyness factor
-Acting skillz
-Who has the hotter group of woman friends?
-Dating history before getting married to the Pitt man.
-Who would win in a catfight?
-Who would look good without makeup?
-Who can have an intelligent conversation?
-Which one would be embarassed by Borat if he made a pass at her?
-Which one would you rather see in a playboy centerspread?
-Which one would make your male friends jealous if you are with her?
well, that should be enough topics to think about, so give it a think and post if you get a chance. I will post my thoughts in each category tommorow.
Gotto go sleepy now.
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Jennifer Aniston Vs Angelina Jolie:
-Hotness factor-Jennifer. She does Pilates all of the time, so she has a very tight body. She looks very elegant and sexy in all of her clothes. I think she has aged gracefully and is a woman who knows what she wants. Did you see her body in The Break-up after she had her Brazilian wax? It was smoking hot! Did you see her in Picture Perfect? She was such a pretty, angelic doll. Plus, every girl knows that a hot girl doesn't need to steal another girl's boy.
-Ability to whup some ass if the situation demands--Angelina. She is one tough, mean cookie.
-Prettyness factor-- Jennifer. She has this sweet, innocent beauty about her. Yes, you can be pretty and hot. That is called the "almost" complete package.
-Acting skillz--Angelina. She can act in a variety of roles and her movies stilll make the A list. What can I say? The girl has talent! I especially liked her in the Good Shepherd.
-Who has the hotter group of woman friends?--Jennifer. For crying out loud, the girl was on FRIENDS with all of those hot girls! They were her friends on and off the show.
-Dating history before getting married to the Pitt man--Jennifer had a few high school sweethearts; Angelina had a few husbands.
-Who would win in a catfight? Angelina. She was fierce in Tomb Raider--not to mention Girl Interrupted.
-Who would look good without makeup? Jennifer. Angelina has a few scars on her face, since she was into S&M in high school. They are faint, but they are still there.
-Who can have an intelligent conversation? Angelina. Her life experiences have made her a stronger, smarter individual (in more ways than others) in comparison to Jennifer.
-Which one would be embarassed by Borat if he made a pass at her? Jennifer. She can be such a prude sometimes, although I think she would handle it better than Angelina. Angelina would probably be upset with him.
-Which one would you rather see in a playboy centerspread? Jennifer. Did you see her picture in Rolling Stone magazine? She has a nice tan, a gorgeous body and a beautiful face. Who isn't down with brown? Guys like dolls; they don't like tough machines. Here is a link to her picture: http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/96/7299/images/00281247_lg.jpg
-Which one would make your male friends jealous if you are with her? Jennifer. Did you see her picture in the link above? Every guy loves the girl-next-door look.
Okay, I am wasting too much time reading and writing on your blog. My apologies if I made too many generalizations or biased comments. I was simply having fun.
I agree with Ana about Jennifer in playboy - but Angelina wins the majority of these. Jennifer is so boring. Isn't Angelina the one who carried her ex boyfriend's blood around her neck?--there's something about that - it's exciting, sexy even. Compared that to Jennifer who starred in a sitcom - blah blah blah. Friend's wasn't even that good. Completely overrated. The Honeymooner's now that's a comedy. If Brad Pitt dated Audrey Meadows or Joyce Randolph, even today, and we did this same kind of comparison - Audrey Meadows would win hands down. Oh Audrey, you're the greatest--muuuuaaahhh.
AJ is the girl you wanna date when you are still young and wild.
Jenn is kinda girl you want to introduce to ur parents..
I didn't know you had a blog going brother. BTW, this is a v. socal kinda blog post. You are stooping pretty low with this intellectually diminutive discussion :-). On the very same account, I had to reply to this post!
Jennifer Aniston Vs Angelina Jolie:
-Hotness factor
Angelina is definitely hotter, if you actually see Jennifer up close she has really bad blotchy skin and not the smooth mellow gold tone of Angelina and those lips definitely enhance visual gratification during ...
-Ability to whup some ass if the situation demands
Angelina. Jennifer can bake me some cookies bare foot in the kitchen though.
-Prettyness factor
This is a lame factor but Jennifer prolly takes this one.
-Acting skillz
Angelina cuz she was into S&M since highschool.
-Who has the hotter group of woman friends?
Neither - This is a common rule among hot girls - they usually surround themselves with not so hot and sometimes a couple of giant behemoth girls so that they can look hotter.
-Dating history before getting married to the Pitt man.
This is just an absolutely pitiful question. Who gives a shit?
-Who would win in a catfight?
Who cares, as long as I get to watch the catfight :-)
-Who would look good without makeup?
Neither - not many white girls look good without makeup. hehe
-Who can have an intelligent conversation?
Who cares about having an intelligent conversation? I mean if you seriously think about this when you think about these two girls, either you have serious issues or you bat for the other team.
-Which one would be embarassed by Borat if he made a pass at her?
Jen is with Vince and Ang was with Billy Bob, so I dont think they care about Borat, they both would brush it off with a smile.
-Which one would you rather see in a playboy centerspread?
Both!
-Which one would make your male friends jealous if you are with her?
This is too easy - Both! Although Angelina and those lips working the magic must be a sight to see...
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